Each pail
contains 9 fortune cookies. The fortunes inside reflect the
theme outside.
Certified PAREVE by Star-K.
$10
Example Kids Only
Fortunes
Over 100 different jokes, riddles & good wishes for
kids! Good wishes promote child's self-esteem. For
ages 6-12.
Count on passing your
next test if you study hard!.
Your parents thank their
lucky stars for you!
Follow your dreams - you
can be anything you want to be.
Your parents love
everything about you (that does not include your messy
room)!
This year school will be
very interesting and fun!
A great person was born
on your birthday - YOU!
Example Birthday
Fortunes
Over 100 different birthday wishes, toasts and jokes.
Best suited for ages 16 +
A birthday is like a
favorite pair of jeans. You're not getting older -
just broken in!
Before you wish for your
youth back - remember puberty!
A birthday full of
mystery awaits you!
On this birthday may you
hear those three little words: "Your I.D. please"
You know you're getting
older if your candles cost more than your cake!
Bob Hope
Know what's special
about this birthday fortune cookie? The person holding
it!
Example Life’s Little
Instruction Fortunes
Over 100 different humorous, wise quips on how to live
a successful life, from the best seller "Life's Little
Instruction Book"
Be kinder than
necessary.
Don't miss the magic of
the moment by focusing on what's to come.
Focus on making things
better, not bigger.
Judge people from where
they stand, not from where you stand.
Remember that winners do
what losers don't want to.
When there is a hill to
climb, don't think that waiting will make it smaller.
Example Teacher’s
Fortunes
Over 100 different fun quotes, jokes and witticisms
just for teachers!
Knowledge comes, but
wisdom lingers.
Tennyson
To know how to suggest
is the great art of teaching.
Henri Amiel
Experience may be a
thorough teacher, but no man lives long enough to
graduate.
A teacher is a
counselor, a role model, and often a friend.
Taylor MacKenzie
Strange how much you've
got to know before you know how little you know.
In youth we learn; in
age we understand.
Marie Ebner-Eschbach
Example Chanukah
Fortunes
Over 100 different authentic, Jewish folk-sayings,
proverbs & witticisms relating to Chanukah, for all
ages.
Dreidel, which means
spinning top in Yissish, is played during the holiday
of Chanukah.
We celebrate Chanukah
during the Hebrew month of Kislev.
In English, Chanukah
means "Dedication."
When a dreidel lands on
the side that says gimmel it means "Take all."
A Chanukah Menorah has
eight branches instead of the traditional seven.
Learn from the joy of
children this Chanukah.
Example Christmas
Fortunes
Over 100 different good wishes, inspiring messages,
toasts, jokes and witticisms for Christmas. For all
ages.
Family ties are
strongest at Christmas - and louder!
Fortune will come from
everything you put your mind to this Christmas.
Enjoy this cookie... if
you've been naughty this may be all you get this
Christmas!
Thanksgiving - for
anyone over 40 it comes after Christmas!
Santa has prosperity,
happiness and love in his sack for you.
One thing about
Christmas shopping - it toughens you up for January
sales!
Example Holiday
Fortunes
Over 100 different good wishes, quotes, toasts and
jokes for the winter holiday season.
This holiday will be
hectic –
but full of love and warmth.
What most of us want for
the holiday
– is the day after!
Know what's special
about this holiday greeting fortune cookie? The person
holding it!
A small gift will do
when the big heart is big enough.
Holiday time is that
magical time of year when all your money disappears!
This holiday will prove
significant
in fulfilling your special goal!
Example Easter
Fortunes
Over 100 different good wishes, inspiring messages and
witticisms for Easter. Appropriate for all ages.
Recognize and rejoice in
who you are this Easter.
A visit from a small
furry creature brings a basketful of good fortune!
Take the time to smell
the flowers (and eat the chocolate bunnies) this
Easter.
Enjoy old memories and
nurture new hope this Easter.
Easter is a reminder
that all things in life are possible.
This Easter will show
you the invincible and everlasting spring dwelling
inside you.
